Rishi Inherits 37 Point Polling Deficit

The Tory polling position is the worst Guido can remember. The only way is up…

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Hacked Ministers’ Phone Numbers and Passwords for Sale Online as Conference Sponsor Promotes ‘Keeping Data Safe’

This weekend it emerged in the Mail on Sunday that the Prime Minister’s phone number, as well as the numbers, passwords and personal email addresses of much of the cabinet, are available on the internet to anybody for £6.49. They’re made accessible by a website allowing users to search through hacked data leaks with ease. A potential threat to national security…

With the mobile phone numbers of half the cabinet in the public domain, Guido is amused to see the Tories taking the issue more seriously at their conference, with new environmentally friendly paper lanyards being sponsored by a “world beating… quantum-safe cyber security” company – Arqit. They claim to be “keeping safe the data of our governments”. We’re in good hands…

Guido can also reveal that the vast majority of MPs have similar information traces on the site. The passwords available to view are almost universally insecure, often simply comprising lower-case plain text or respective constituency names. This all comes despite parliamentary authorities splurging taxpayer funds on cyber-security, with the head of the parliamentary digital service earning £175,000 a year. The information wouldn’t even be difficult to hide from public view, entries can be removed within three clicks…

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Tories’ Local Election Partygate Candidate

With talk that the PM’s team now firmly believe he can ride out Partygate, it seems the Tories are so confident the public have moved on from the furore they’re willing to put up local election candidates who were caught red-handed. A co-conspirator in Richmond notices that the local declaration forms list the Kingston Tories’ Tudor Ward candidate as Ben Mallet. Albeit spelt ‘Mallett’ for some reason…

Why might the name ring a bell? Ben Mallet was Shaun Bailey’s campaign manager, who when not busy briefing that Bailey was on the verge of unseating Sadiq was snapped front and centre of the infamous Bailey CCHQ party, lying on the ground next to the buffet, complete with wine and braces.

Ironically, the Tory party’s council candidate application form asks “Are there any matters which may cause embarrassment to the Party if they became public knowledge?” Clearly Ben believes not…

UPDATE: The local Tory branch tells Guido, “Ben grew up in Kingston, went to school locally and is a proud citizen of our Borough. He understands the issues facing local residents and will make a fantastic local representative. We look forward to welcoming him to the Council in a few weeks’ time.”

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Wife Orders Tory Councillor Who Tweeted Satirical Liverpool Terrorist Attack Picture to Pay Corbyn

Conservative councillor Paul Nickerson – who posted a satirical picture of Corbyn carrying a Remembrance wreath towards the burning Liverpool terrorist attack taxi with the caption “Unsurprising” – has agreed to pay the Islington North MP “substantial damages”. The amount Nickerson agreed to pay has not been disclosed, however according to Jeremy Corbyn Paul will “pay substantial damages and legal costs”. Corbyn will use this “substantial” settlement to support charities close to his heart…

In a statement published to twitter the Conservative councillor explained:

“The false photograph (…) gave the completely untrue impression that Jeremy Corbyn supports terrorist violence including suicide bombings, which without any hesitation I wholly accept he does not.” 

Corbyn of course has sided with terrorists over and over again. It can’t be stressed enough that this did not go to Court, nor did Nickerson take formal legal advice. Guido doubts Corbyn would have won in Court because it is clearly satire. Nickerson told Guido that he decided to settle after his wife told him to pay up…

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Tories Park Tanks on Sir Keir’s Lawn

Guido spotted a plum job was advertised over the weekend by the Conservatives, who are now offering a £6,000 “project fee” for an ad hoc campaign manager in Sir Keir’s exact backyard of Holborn and St Pancras. The hire will be responsible for working towards the May 2022 elections. It’s notable that the party will be investing time and money in a specific inner-London seat.

Presumably these days Momentum would be happy to help the Tories out in unseating Sir Keir…

In other Tory hiring news, Guido spots a swathe of jobs being listed in their new Leeds office ahead of its grand reopening at the end of this year. Among those still open; a police & crime commissioner manager, a membership administrator and a city campaign manager. Unfortunately for CCHQ, job website Glassdoor is doing little to encourage recruitment:

Guido wonders how many current and former CCHQ employees agree…

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Conference Pass Approvals Delayed By Furloughed Security Staff

Conservative Conference kicks off on Sunday, and yet even today, multiple sources are complaining that their pass applications are still pending approval – with some even saying they’ve been falsely rejected and having to appeal to CCHQ. In previous years, the applications have usually been returned at least a month in advance. Now Guido has come to understand why: members of the “police support team” responsible for handling the requests have been on furlough for much of the summer.

Of course, with furlough finally put out to pasture today, jittery applicants can no doubt be reassured that their tickets are on the way soon – although that doesn’t give much time to appeal if things go wrong. Just three days to go…

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