Woke Christmas Cards – Bah Humbug

As the Christmas…ahem…”festive” season begins, Guido will be doing a round up of Godless unChristmassy corporate cards. Here’s the first such card from News UK without even so much as a Saint Nicholas… 

Nigel Evans’ card is a little more Christmassy, though the joke may be lost on some…

UPDATE:

Evans’ joke is explained on the inside…

Send Guido notable cards both woke and traditional…

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Deputy Speaker Kicks Card-Giving Season Off With Typical Originality

Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans has kicked off Westminster’s card-giving season with another classic offering. Living up to his high standards, this year’s effort sees Nigel’s Christmas spirit making a move from the Speaker’s office to the Cabinet table, thanks to cameos from Rishi Sunak and a Father Christmas appearance from Col. Bob Stewart. There’s even an MP4 add-on available via QR code…

Apparently, Rishi’s Christmas Card is less self-deprecating than last year’s. Guido’s sure his is in the post…

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Ed Miliband’s Christmas Card

A better than average Christ-less Christmas card from Ed Miliband. 10/10 for self-deprecation. He really is a much better humorist than leader…

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Labour’s Xmas LOLs

Nice to see Labour MPs making a bit more of an effort with their Christmas cards this year. Guess who the card on the right is from? Meanwhile, a cheeky offering from Labour Chief Whip Nick Brown (left). Godless…

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Cult of Corbyn: Christmas Edition

The Leader’s Office is getting in the Christmas spirit: Shadow Cabinet members visited in small groups over the last week to decorate Jezza’s Xmas tree, putting on a bauble each, while staffers did the finishing touches, including raising the essential red star. Meanwhile, Jezza’s rather boring official Christmas card is out (below).

It’s got nothing on the cards the Labour Party shop started flogging last month – a cult of Corbyn Christmas special depicting a snowman wearing an “oh Jeremy Corbyn” scarf and flat cap. A pack of 8 went for a suggested donation of £8. Who needs Jesus when you’ve got Jez-us?

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Santa Bone Delivers Presents in Brussels

A lot of work has clearly gone into Peter Bone’s excellent Christmas card this year. Think we have an idea what he thinks we should give them in the Brexit bill…

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