One amused MP co-conspirator sent Guido this snap from outside Rosena Allin-Khan’s office, clearly following a rather sizable delivery from Harrods. She did seem pretty pleased about winning a “World Cup of MPs” Twitter poll yesterday – was a champagne order put in to celebrate?

Tonight at Essex Uni, Labour Students hosts its ‘Champagne Social’. The event page says:

“Come along to Essex Labour Students’ first event! We will be hosting a ‘Champagne* Social’ which will include drinks, nibbles and some informal discussion…

“*Cannot guarantee Champagne, will probably be Prosecco.”

Another Labour promise broken…

“I’m not a massive fan of this stereotype of people in London being this bunch of latte drinking luvvies.”

Says the man literally pictured drinking a latte…