Friday Caption Contest (Salmond Champagne Edition)

Entries in the comments below.

The winner of this week will get their hands on the #EdStone:

Well a 3D printed version of it, thanks to our friends at CEL

Friday Caption Contest (Election Special)

Better late than never… 

Caption Contest (Lab-Con Thanet Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Dave Election Diet Latest Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Hasta La Vista, Beeb-y Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Tories Running Positive Campaign)

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Friday Caption Contest

Friday Caption Contest (Hammond and May in No.10 Edition)

The winner of today’s Caption Contest will receive a copy of Eliza Filby’s God and Mrs Thatcher:

“A woman demonised by the left and sanctified by the right, there has always been a religious undercurrent to discussions of Margaret Thatcher. A truly original perspective on the source and substance of Margaret Thatcher’s political values and the role that religion played in the politics of this tumultuous decade.”

Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (‘Brella Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: I Can Start in May Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Control Order Yourself Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Soldering On Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Hands Where We Can See Them Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

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The winner is:

Brother York
‘EU’sual Suspects.

The winner and only the winner should get in touch here ASAP with the name and address of your loved one and Arena Flowers will send them a bouquet for Valentine’s Day. Tomorrow is the 14th so don’t hang about…

Friday Caption Contest

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Our friends at Arena Flowers are offering to send a bunch of flowers to the loved one of the competition winner this week. You need to enter sharpish as we will need to get the details over quick as today’s competition closes at 2 p.m. Entries in the comments only will be considered…

If you have just realised that it is Valentine’s Day tomorrow, get on to the Arena Flowers website sharpish!

Friday Caption Contest (Nun of the Above Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of the caption contest is…

georgerobo
George, email us your postal here to get your Big Brother Watch mug…

Friday Caption Competition

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The wit who wins this week’s Caption Contest will receive a thermo-dynamic* mug courtesy of the internet privacy campaigners at Big Brother Watch. The emphasis being on wit. If the entries in the comments are the usual rubbish we’ll keep the mug for ourselves. Competition closes at 5 pm today…

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*It changes colour when you put hot coffee in it.

Friday Caption Contest (You Having a Giraffe? Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Vaizey Eyes Up Pussy Edition)

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