Friday Caption Contest (Favourite Sun Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (A Week From Now? Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Things Are Looking Up Edition)

Business as usual for Hollande…

Friday Caption Contest (New Approved Candidate Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Dr Tucker Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Don't Mention the Wharton Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Frog Prince Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Speaker Fundraiser Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

The winner of today’s Caption Contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association McWhirter Memorial Lecture, delivered by John Redwood on board the HMS President, is:

Anonymous says:

This is pure saltire.

Will the winner, and only the winner, claim your prize here

Friday Caption Contest (Cuddly Mascot Edition)

The winning entry for today’s caption contest will win two tickets worth £60 to the McWhirter Memorial Lecture, delivered by John Redwood on board the HMS President. Beforehand a drinks reception will be held on deck, with views of the Thames from London to Westminster, courtesy of the Freedom Association. The event is on August 12. Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (Silent But Deadly Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (World Cup Final Predictions Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Want You Back Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Stop Looking at My Messages Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Real Men Don’t Hit Women Edition)

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of House of Cards: Season 2 on DVD to celebrate its release on 16th June is:


Blue Eyes
 says:

Brad Pitt: Hey look, I’ve got rid of my silly, unbelievable beard.

Can the winner, and only the winner, please get in touch here to claim your prize.

Friday Caption Contest (Mr & Mr Smith Edition)

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In order to mark the release of House of Cards: Season 2 on Blu-ray & DVD on the 16th June, the winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of the must-watch television series starring Kevin Spacey. 

That means you’ll be one of the first to get your hands on the DVD.

Let the butchery begin…

Friday Caption Contest (Hancock For Britain Edition)

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UPDATE: Now with added confusion:

 

Caption Contest Winner

The winner of Friday’s caption contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day Pimms and politics boat trip on June 15 is:
Peter Grant says:

“We have a lot in common Roy, you know. We both did badly at Liverpool and I may soon be left just managing England as well!”

Loads of booze, a strong line up of guests and an all round good day out, can the winner please get in touch here to claim the prize.

Friday Caption Contest (Yes, Pwime Minister Edition)

This week we have another two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. It’s a great event with loads of booze and always attracts a strong line up of guests, so the winner is in for a good day out.[…] Read the rest

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