Friday Caption Contest (Nun of the Above Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of the caption contest is…

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George, email us your postal here to get your Big Brother Watch mug…

Friday Caption Competition

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The wit who wins this week’s Caption Contest will receive a thermo-dynamic* mug courtesy of the internet privacy campaigners at Big Brother Watch. The emphasis being on wit. If the entries in the comments are the usual rubbish we’ll keep the mug for ourselves. Competition closes at 5 pm today…

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*It changes colour when you put hot coffee in it.

Friday Caption Contest (You Having a Giraffe? Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Vaizey Eyes Up Pussy Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Draw Me Like One of Your MPs Edition)

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Via @MatCro

Friday Caption Contest (He’s Not the Messiah… Edition)

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Via @mattchorley.

Going for Lunch: Meme Miliband Challenge

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Ed Miliband’s 7-minute immigration speech reminded Guido of something…

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So here goes…

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Co-conspirators can use the top picture to create their own versions and upload into the new comments system below.

We will try sort out a goodie bag for the best entry.

We’re off to our Christmas lunch, blogging may be sporadic… see you in 2015.

Friday Caption Contest (Dirty Donations Edition)

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Pic via Spectator.

Friday Caption Contest: Entou(Fa)rage Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Catching the Speaker’s Eye Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Never Seen Anything Like It Edition)

The winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of…

‘The Fat Boy with the Bomb and 299 of the World’s Craziest Politicians’

…an illustrated encyclopaedia of the fanatics and revolutionaries; the xenophobes and homophobes; Islamists, Zionists and bible thumpers; the anarchists and fascists; extreme libertarians and unreconstructed Stalinists; populists, demagogues and hated despots; the idealistic and the corrupt.

Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (Mind the Snap Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (I Can Start on Monday Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Pink News Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Split the Bill Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Danny’s Easy Listening Edition)

The winner of today’s Caption Contest will receive a copy of “Billionaires”:

Darrell M. West’s book on the growing political activism of the super-rich looks at the influence, transparency and power relationships with government held by the wealthy, laying bare the wealthification of politics.

Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (UKIP Coke Party Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Long Term Fitness Plan Edition)

Today’s caption contest is taken from George Osborne’s profile on the Jawbone fitness app:

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Friday Caption Contest (Is This Thing On Edition)

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