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Friday Caption Contest (Grin and Bear It Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Eye Roll Over Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Cock Stroking Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Banana Splitter Edition)

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Mak Backs ‘In’ After Telling Selectors He’d Back ‘Out’

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Friday Caption Contest (Put on a Proper Suit Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (EU Puppet Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Fixing Roof Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (O Say Can You See Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Bunch of Bakers Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Chopper Boycott Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Stirrup Some Troubles Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Benghazi Edition)

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Friday Caption Competition (UKIP Unity Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Check The Lining Edition)

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The winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of Matthew Goodwin and Caitlin Milazzo’s:

UKIP: Inside the Campaign to Redraw the Map of British Politics

“A must-read book for all those interested in Ukip’s quest to redraw the map of British politics. Based on unprecedented access to the party and its key players – including Nigel Farage, Douglas Carswell, and Mark Reckless”

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Friday Caption Contest: Hug A Moderate Edition

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The winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of Philip Cowley’s…

The British General Election 2015

“a must-read for anyone wanting to know how the action unfolded in the most unpredictable election for a generation. Drawing on hundreds of confidential interviews with all the key players, it offers a compelling insider’s guide to the election’s background, campaign, and the results which led to the formation of the first majority Conservative government in eighteen years”

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Friday Caption Contest (Bikes Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Swear Of London Edition

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Friday Caption Competition (Malta Chillax Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Ecks Factor Edition

This week’s winner will receive a limited edition embroidered Jeremy Corbyn mini golf towel, courtesy of Funky Bobs. It is the only one in existence, so make them witty.

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