Friday Caption Contest (Commando Chappers Edition)

This morning James Chapman tweeted that “I don’t often wear pants”. This is evidenced by his revealing Kardashian-style Instagram account which has shocked the ladies (and gents) who were his former colleagues in the Lobby.

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Wittiest winning entry will receive a copy of Why Vote UKIP: The Essential Guide by Suzanne Evans. Entries only accepted in the comments…

Friday Caption Contest (Corbyn in Croatia Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Hand of Jez Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Vernon Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Great Shape Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (First of May Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Told You Snow Edition)


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Friday Caption Contest (Glasto Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (May Under Fire Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Ruth Edition)

Friday Caption Contest: Has Brillo Gone? Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Grand Prix Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Kiss of Jez Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (LibDem Youth Wing Edition)

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Friday Caption Competition (Shocking Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Um-Gunna Dab Edition)

This prize for the best quip is a copy of Doughnut Economics: Seven Ways to Think Like a 21st-Century Economist by Kate Raworth

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Good Friday Caption Contest

Come up with a witty caption in the comments and win a book. Handy reading if Jeremy gets anywhere near power, the IEA’s edition of Friedrich Hayek’s Road to Serfdom: With the Intellectuals and Socialism“.

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Caption Contest Winner: Make Mine a Double Edition

Congratulations to Grimer who won this week’s cap comp with:

“Please remind Mr Clegg that this isn’t going to suck itself.”

Grimer, please get in touch to claim your prize at: team@order-order.com

Friday Caption Contest (Make Mine A Double Edition)

This week we are giving the wittiest entry a copy of Douglas Carswell’s new book Rebel: How to Overthrow the Emerging Oligarchy. Emphasis on wit not insult…

Friday Caption Contest (Taxi for Osborne Edition)

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Quote of the Day

Angela Rayner on Labour’s economic policy (via Speccie):

“It is a bit of a sh*t-or-bust strategy…”

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