Friday Caption Contest (Hard Out Here Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Da Vinci’s JC Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Patel A Lie Edition)

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Well done to commenter John Sharp who won last week’s caption contest with the funny (but inevitable) entry “brexterminate”. Get in touch to claim your copy of Quentin Letts’ new book Patronising Bastards

Friday Caption Contest (Exterminate Edition)

This week, Guido is giving away a copy of Patronising Bastards: How the Elites Betrayed Britain, by the brilliant Quentin Letts.Entries in the comments only, wittiest wins…

Caption Contest Winner

Congrats to 

“Phil Hammond’s denials that he viewed the EU through rose-tinted spectacles became increasingly difficult to justify.”

Get in touch at team@order-order.com to claim your prize: a copy of ‘Clean Brexit‘ by Liam Halligan and Gerard Lyons. You could lend it to Phil!

Friday Caption Contest: 3D Phil-m Edition

The winner of this week’s caption contest wins a copy of ‘Clean Brexit‘ by Liam Halligan and Gerard Lyons, a book quite a few people in government could do with reading. Entries in the comments…

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Friday Caption Contest: Negotiating Hands Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (On Your Bike Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (All Smiles Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Odd Couple Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Does My Dunn Look Big In This? Edition

Sun Political Editor Tom Newton Dunn and Tory MP Johnny Mercer all dressed up for the Big Battlefield Bike Ride, raising money for Help for Heroes. Donate here

Friday Caption Contest (Bad Hair Day Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Mon Cherie Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Morecambe and Unwise Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Slow Clap Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Commando Chappers Edition)

This morning James Chapman tweeted that “I don’t often wear pants”. This is evidenced by his revealing Kardashian-style Instagram account which has shocked the ladies (and gents) who were his former colleagues in the Lobby.

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Wittiest winning entry will receive a copy of Why Vote UKIP: The Essential Guide by Suzanne Evans. Entries only accepted in the comments…

Friday Caption Contest (Corbyn in Croatia Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Hand of Jez Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Vernon Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Great Shape Edition)

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