Friday Caption Contest (Agent COB Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Hair of the Dog Edition)

Friday Caption Contest: Let The Lion Roar Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Hear No Slapdown Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Boris Bridge Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Twitching Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (NHS Crisis Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Drink Up, Boris Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Build The Wall Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Inappropriate Petting Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Hard Out Here Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Da Vinci’s JC Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Patel A Lie Edition)

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Well done to commenter John Sharp who won last week’s caption contest with the funny (but inevitable) entry “brexterminate”. Get in touch to claim your copy of Quentin Letts’ new book Patronising Bastards

Friday Caption Contest (Exterminate Edition)

This week, Guido is giving away a copy of Patronising Bastards: How the Elites Betrayed Britain, by the brilliant Quentin Letts.Entries in the comments only, wittiest wins…

Caption Contest Winner

Congrats to 

“Phil Hammond’s denials that he viewed the EU through rose-tinted spectacles became increasingly difficult to justify.”

Get in touch at team@order-order.com to claim your prize: a copy of ‘Clean Brexit‘ by Liam Halligan and Gerard Lyons. You could lend it to Phil!

Friday Caption Contest: 3D Phil-m Edition

The winner of this week’s caption contest wins a copy of ‘Clean Brexit‘ by Liam Halligan and Gerard Lyons, a book quite a few people in government could do with reading. Entries in the comments…

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Friday Caption Contest: Negotiating Hands Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (On Your Bike Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (All Smiles Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Odd Couple Edition)

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