This morning James Chapman tweeted that “I don’t often wear pants”. This is evidenced by his revealing Kardashian-style Instagram account which has shocked the ladies (and gents) who were his former colleagues in the Lobby.
Wittiest winning entry will receive a copy of “Why Vote UKIP: The Essential Guide“ by Suzanne Evans. Entries only accepted in the comments…
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This prize for the best quip is a copy of Doughnut Economics: Seven Ways to Think Like a 21st-Century Economist by Kate Raworth
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Come up with a witty caption in the comments and win a book. Handy reading if Jeremy gets anywhere near power, the IEA’s edition of Friedrich Hayek’s “Road to Serfdom: With the Intellectuals and Socialism“.
Congratulations to Grimer who won this week’s cap comp with:
“Please remind Mr Clegg that this isn’t going to suck itself.”
This week we are giving the wittiest entry a copy of Douglas Carswell’s new book Rebel: How to Overthrow the Emerging Oligarchy. Emphasis on wit not insult…
Jeremy Corbyn on Big Ben Bong Ban
“… if we have to miss Big Ben in reality for a while so that work can be done, well, that’s something we have to go through. It’s not a national disaster or catastrophe.”
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