Momentum Candidate Glamour Photographer’s Sexy Snaps Masterclass

A top Corbynista standing for election as a regional chair of Momentum is a former glamour photographer who took thousands of sexy snaps and recommended models with “perfect body statistics“. An hour-long video shows Southend Labour spokesman Mike Fieldhouse posing-up sultry models clad in stockings, corsets and thigh-high leather boots. During his instructional film Glamour Photography Masterclass With Mike Fieldhouse, the Corbyn cheerleader has a blonde woman pose suggestively across a motorbike, describing the scene as “good stuff“. Later he advises: “If you want top models you have pay top prices. What you’re paying for is sheer professionalism and perfect body statistics.” Fieldhouse describes himself on his website as “your local Labour Party spokesman” and states:

“By 2015 I had all but given up hope of seeing a fair and just society in the UK during my lifetime. That was until Jeremy Corbyn’s brilliant leadership campaign reignited my enthusiasm and belief that a party with truly socialist policies.”

He also claims to work “part-time for a charity, providing counselling to survivors of childhood sexual abuse and rape“. No doubt this revelation will go down brilliantly with his feminist comrades…

Gisela Stuart: Don’t Mention the War!

Wise advice from Boris’ former Vote Leave comrade…

Tristram Hunt on Centre-Left’s Existential Crisis

Outgoing Tristram Hunt gives his final Commons speech:

“I represent a constituency that voted 70-30 to Leave the European Union… This division of opinion between the official Labour Party position and many of our heartland voters have served only to highlight some of the deep-seated challenges which centre-left parties are facing. From Greece to the Netherlands, Sweden to France, the combination of austerity, globalisation and EU policy has hammered social democratic politics… What Brexit has done is exacerbate the divergence of priorities between what the Labour voters of Cambridge want, and those in Redcar, Grimsby or Stoke-on-Trent. Keeping a metropolitan and post-industrial coalition together is no easy task.”

In other words, Labour is increasingly irrelevant in Brexit Britain, and Tristram doesn’t have the answer…

Putin: Russian Prostitutes Best in World

Putin is enjoying himself today:

“Prostitution is an ugly social phenomenon. But people who order such fakes which are now used against the elected President of the United States , fabricate information and use it in the political struggle, they are worse than prostitutes, they have no moral limits…

Our security services do not chase every US billionaire. Trump has been with the most beautiful women in the world, so why would he need prostitutes in Moscow? He organised beauty contests. It’s unlikely he met with young women with such a low social responsibility. Although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.”

A character reference for the defence…

Hammond Beats May To It: UK Out of Single Market

Philip Hammond informs parliament of the government’s announcement on the single market before Theresa May’s speech, telling Tory MP William Wragg at Treasury questions: “we will go forward understanding we cannot be members of the Single Market because of the political red lines around the four freedoms”There it is at last.

And May confirms 15 minutes after it was announced to parliament:

Bryant Running for Speaker

The worst kept secret produces the worst non-denial. Chris Bryant wants to succeed Bercow as Speaker. His problem is that his abrasive character and sharp tongue are unlikely to encourage the necessary Tories to back him…

Quiz: Donald Trump vs Jeremy Corbyn… Who Said It?

Bad Al Campbell Heckles Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan on Trump’s Power

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Guido’s Impress File on the Sunday Politics

Max Mosley gets Brillo’d as MediaGuido’s Impress File is read out to him on the Sunday Politics. Read it in full here.[…] Read the rest

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WATCH: Corbyn Trump Mashup

Totally rigged folks, absolutely rigged…[…] Read the rest

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Corbyn: Labour Isn’t Out of Control

Corbyn says “I’m not expecting any other MPs to resign” but “if they come they come”, adding: “I haven’t lost control of the party. The party isn’t out of control.” If you have to say it…[…] Read the rest

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Tories: Corbyn “Collaborating With Russia”

The Tories are starting to go big on Corbyn’s call to decommission nuclear power plants, releasing this attack ad tonight. Meanwhile the MoD goes in hard after Corbyn’s spokesman criticises Nato for “escalations of tensions” with Russia. Armed forces minister Mike Penning says:

“the Labour Leader would rather collaborate with Russian aggression than mutually support Britain’s NATO allies”

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Trump: “I’m a Germaphobe”

President-Elect Trump gives a detailed denial of golden shower-gate, explaining: “I’m very much of a germaphobe”. TV gold.[…] Read the rest

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Jeremy Hunt Blanks Sky’s Beth Rigby

Corbyn’s clusterf**k of a relaunch grabs the headlines, letting Jeremy Hunt off the hook for this disaster of a doorstep…[…] Read the rest

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Mosley: I’m No Longer a Fascist, I’m Now a Labour Member

Adam Boulton: “Are you still a fascist?”

Max Mosley: “No, I’m a member of the Labour Party.”

Read Mosley on banning “coloured” immigrants here. He now says he would “phrase it differently”. Max would’ve liked Labour’s first immigration u-turn today, though not the second[…] Read the rest

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