Q15 Edward Argar (Charnwood)
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Q15 Edward Argar (Charnwood)
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Bercow absolutely laid in to Boris Johnson for calling Emily Thornberry ‘Lady Nugee’ in the Commons. pic.twitter.com/QQWaEWGn4I
— Hugo Gye (@HugoGye) March 27, 2018
Bercow says Boris is “sexist” for calling Emily Thornberry “Baroness Nugee”. What would the Speaker call bullying female staff members then?
Their noble Lordships have bagged a pay rise: their daily expenses allowance now stands at up to £305, a £5 increase on last year. The £305 daily rate does not account for the benefits gained from subsidised restaurants. It also does not include travel expenses which can be claimed separately. Lording it up…
Tory MP Tom Pursglove says to Mrs May: “Perhaps if she’s around later I might be able to give one to her.”
After much laughter she replies: “Well, I’m very happy to say to my honourable friend that if he’d like to come and see me later…”
Ooh er missus#PMQs pic.twitter.com/JrJSsJH0mP
— Alain Tolhurst (@Alain_Tolhurst) March 21, 2018
Pursglove: “Perhaps if she’s around later I might be able to give one to her.”
May: “Well, I’m very happy to say to my honourable friend that if he’d like to come and see me later…”
He was talking about coffee cups…
— Matthew Reville (@MatthewReville) 15 March 2018
A man has proposed to his bride-to-be in the chamber of the House of Commons. In what may be an historical first civil servant Matthew Reville popped the question to Labour parliamentary aide Rachel Evans on the floor of the House late last Friday (when MPs were not sitting). Matthew tweeted a video showing the proposal with the caption “motion proposed on the floor of the House.” Congratulations to them both…
Today saw the fifth suspicious package incident in Parliament in a week. Of course, MPs get letters from cranks and weirdos all the time. This wave of suspicious – thankfully non-harmful – substances leaking from inside mail is causing researchers genuine alarm. As Guido reported on Monday, police are probing any link to an anti-Muslim hate campaign. Guido can reveal another factor which may also be at issue. The gossip among staffers is that Parliament has recently switched to a new contractor to carry out mail screening. The budget for screening used to be shared with the Metropolitan Police until it was taken completely in house in 2015. Researchers say they have noticed a significant uptick in dodgy letters getting through. One said:
“It’s extremely disruptive. The company doing the external screening has got a lot to answer for.”
Further details about the contract are protected for security reasons. Whether MPs are working or evacuated, you’re still paying for it…
At the Kremlin Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin settles into his golden throne to watch Prime Minister’s Questions and the accompanying statement. As a jack-booted servant flicks over from Russia Today, Vlad wonders aloud: “Who’s the thin old beardy bloke in the red tie?”
“That’s Jeremy Corbyn”, replies the trembling aide. “Who?” demands Putin, never more than a moment from a nuclear-level rage, or worse, offering to make an adviser’s tea. “You know, Mr President. Codename COB…”
The almond-eyed tyrant purses his lips then raises a smile. An FSB man never forgets a codename.
“Ah, da, da,” he whispers. “Activate Agent COB…”
Questions to the Prime Minister
Q1 Vicky Foxcroft (Lewisham, Deptford) If she will list her official engagements for Wednesday 14 March.
Q2 Jack Dromey (Birmingham, Erdington)
Q3 Mr Virendra Sharma (Ealing, Southall)
Q4 Alex Burghart (Brentwood and Ongar)
Q5 Bill Esterson (Sefton Central)
Q6 Bridget Phillipson (Houghton and Sunderland South)
Q7 Kelvin Hopkins (Luton North)
Q8 Richard Graham (Gloucester)
Q9 Jeremy Quin (Horsham)
Q10 Andrew Selous (South West Bedfordshire)
Q11 Vernon Coaker (Gedling)
Q12 Leo Docherty (Aldershot)
Q13 Jo Platt (Leigh)
Q14 Neil Parish (Tiverton and Honiton)
Guido’s co-conspirator gets in touch to say that Sally Bercow has now put a poster in the car windscreen, embellished with an EU flag, claiming it’s her car and she can do anything she wants. The co-conspirator would send an updated picture if there were not policeman stationed around the car…
The Serjeant-at-Arms’ office has been calling all day demanding we remove the picture because – they now claim – it poses a safety risk to the Bercow family. Perhaps in reality it is the personalised number plate that gives the owner away?
UPDATE II: In the comments Guido is reminded that Sally previously had a car with her own number plate:
So is this car really hers?
The Speaker has his personalised number-plated car, parked in his personal parking spot, with his personal message in the window; “Bollocks to Brexit”. Bercow has let it be known that he might want to stay past his promised 2018 departure date “to oversee Brexit”. Bollocks to that, Bercow…
Accused alongside Speaker John Bercow in the Commons staff bullying scandal is “lager lout” Labour MP Paul Farrelly. The rugby playing Newcastle-Under-Lyme MP has been implicated in a string of well-publicised scrapes and scraps. Last November Labour said they would investigate claims Farrelly “launched a foul-mouthed tirade” at colleague James Frith MP in one of the voting lobbies. Farrelly denied the allegations. It was claimed Farrelly was also involved in an angry confrontation with fellow Labour MPs . A Labour spokesman said: “These are being investigated in line with the standing orders of the Parliamentary Labour Party.” What was the outcome? We’ve never heard back…
In 2010 Farrelly admitted wrestling a member of the public to the ground in a bar brawl on the parliamentary estate. He said he acted in self-defence when it was claimed he punched newspaper vendor Bjorn Hurrell above the eye in the incident outside parliament’s notorious Sports and Social bar. At the time Farrelly was a vocal critic of anti-social behaviour and claimed on his website: “Decent people should not see their lives blighted by nuisance and anti-social behaviour.”
Last night’s allegations concern Farrelly’s treatment of former clerk Emily Commander while she worked on the Culture, Media and Sport committee. An internal Commons report obtained by Newsnight shows the clerk told managers:
“I have been anxious about encountering Mr Farrelly… I have repeated nightmares about going on Committee visits with Mr Farrelly and being criticised by him for having neglected tiny details… After particularly unpleasant meetings I have lost my appetite and have on several occasions been physically sick.”
Further allegations surround a Committee trip to Italy in 2014. One participant on that trip claimed:
“He was a complete and utter bully. He wound her up like a screw and reduced her to tears. The more he upset her, the more he enjoyed it, the more he kept turning the screw. He was very aggressive. It felt like no one had the ability or authority to intervene. Everybody knew it was wrong.”
Farrelly told Newsnight: “In 2012 allegations were made about me having bullied a clerk to the Committee during the compilation of the phone hacking report. These allegations were investigated and not upheld.” If Labour are consistent they will suspend him…
A bloody difficult woman just rinsed the absolute boy. Completely, stunningly, beautifully hung him out to dry. And there was no doubt in the Chamber of the House of Commons this was a girl’s job well done.
The true strength of Theresa May’s killer line – that Corbyn had “mansplained” to her about International Women’s Day – wasn’t just in the delivery (though to the Prime Minister’s credit she nailed it; the House loved the funniest, best-targeted and pithiest one-liner she has ever used at PMQs – and perhaps her single most memorable). Those leopard-print kitten heels would have roared if they could.
The great joy of Theresa May’s set-piece salvo on Jeremy Bernard Corbyn’s sexism was even more simple. It worked so well because it is true.
This is a quite astonishing claim which Jezza is surely going to have to justify…
One of May’s best ever slapdowns of Jezza…
Oral Questions to the Prime Minister
Q12 Colin Clark (Gordon)
These are the highlights of a rousing speech in defence of press freedom given by Jacob Rees-Mogg during last night’s Data Protection Bill debate:
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“Mr Mosley was the authoriser of a leaflet… What did this leaflet say? As I say, this is so appalling that I am reluctant to read it out in Parliament.