Boris writes for the Speccie on how he’ll pass time during his “unexpected hiatus in [his] career”:

“One way to take your mind off the rigours of athletic exertion is to recite poetry… Never mind doing podcasts or TV. I propose to fill this unexpected hiatus in my career with vast lucrative theatrical renditions of these great texts, in ascending chronological order. It’s going to be called ‘A Totally Epic Performance’. I expect you will laugh and say that no one will come. I say, who cares. You read it here first.”