Eagle-eyed co-conspirators may have seen Steve Bray’s car parked, as usual, opposite the Houses of Parliament yesterday for his regular protest/Lee Anderson boxing match. Bray’s few remaining friends on the left may finally abandon him after finding out his ride is a gas-guzzling 2011 Volkswagen Golf SE, pumping toxic diesel fumes into the centre of town. Naturally the BrayMobile isn’t ULEZ-compliant. Combined with the £15 congestion charge, that means Bray’s shelling out a whopping £27.50 every time he drives into Westminster to shout at politicians with a megaphone. God forbid he ever goes into the red…
The clash of titans has returned as Westminster’s favourite heavyweight fighters have it out today in an Autumn Statement Special. It kicked off as Bray caught the scent of a passing Anderson and took chase as usual, like an annoying crow. As Steve mumbled something indiscernable Anderson took the opportunity to land the first blow, pointing out “27 million working people are getting a tax break, but that doesn’t improve you“. Soon they gave up trying to talk about tax cuts in Hunt’s statement – Lee invited Bray to “be a man” and come on his GB News show. Bray jibed that his fee was “exactly the same as you’re paid for a week“. Lee’s killer response: “I know what your fee is, Steve. It’s four cans of Special Brew”. Lee points out to Guido “it sounds like he’s just had four cans”…
Guido makes that 10-0 to Lee.
Westminster’s favourite heavyweight fighter and street entertainer Steve Bray was forcefully escorted out of eurosceptic think tank The Bruges Group event at Tory Conference today. After his usual anti-Brexit tirade, things took a turn as Bray was manhandled by another guest, with security quickly intervening to drag him off the premises. Box office stuff…
Steve Bray’s campaigning company, SODEM Action Limited, is due to be struck-off from Companies House after the public nuisance has so far failed to file his statutory confirmation statement. Steve’s filing was due on July 3rd and over two months later, they’re still unforthcoming. The first gazette notice for compulsory strike-off will be issued in four days…
It’s not Steve’s first run in with Companies House, so he doesn’t really have an excuse for sloppy bookkeeping. A previous iteration of SODEM was struck off after… failing to publish its confirmation statement. It’s almost as if he doesn’t want anyone seeing his company’s filing…
Guido approached Steve’s sparring partner, Lee Anderson, for comment:
“Steve is an absolute loser – he’s a pariah and serial coward. Now he’s run out of cash he needs to pack it in, stop hanging around street corners and get a proper job and contribute towards society.”
You can always rely on Lee to provide a sympathetic voice.
Westminster’s favourite heavyweight fighters have managed to get in one last bout before recess. The battle began as Bray was alerted to his rival’s presence – he charged over with all the enthusiasm of an eco-activist in a Whole Foods. Lee landed the first blow, asking Steve “isn’t it about time you went on hunger strike” before Steve responded in turn. Both fighters then resorted to their signature moves, with “thick” Lee asking “Dangerous Dave” when he last had a bath. Box office stuff.
Lee finished off with one knockout punch. After dangerous Dave deployed his tried and tested ‘second job’ attack, proclaiming “I wouldn’t take a second job”, Lee landed a quick return:
“You won’t take a first job!”
Guido makes that 9-0 to Lee.
A rare instance of cross-party consensus emerged in SW1 today: nobody likes Steve Bray. The Brexit-bashing nuisance was out disturbing the morning media round when a mild-mannered Lisa Nandy PAd first made a meek attempt to deter his protests – to no avail. This left a GB News cameraman to take matters into his own hands…
After a tussle, which briefly disrupted Bray’s party trick protest, he was left pleading “get your hands off”. A terse exchange of words ensued, with Steve complaining “that was assault!”. Guido isn’t so sure.
