Stephen Pound’s Barnstorming Final Speech in Parliament

One of the nicest men in Parliament. Guido is sad to see him go…

Calamity Karen’s Cup Kerfuffle

Northern Ireland Secretary Calamity Karen had a spot of bother spilling her glass of water across the table. Thankfully Shadow Northern Ireland Minister Stephen Pound was on hand with a tissue to squeeze spilled water back into the glass. Yum. Water calamity! 

Parliamentary Pancake Race (Insert Mandatory Tosser Joke Here)

Trust Stephen Pound to lower the tone at the Parliamentary Pancake Race – all for a good cause.

The Lords were duly paraded around the track like Kentucky derby steeds:

Pound got in a party political point as Cathy Newman counted down:

And they’re off!

One of the most intense battles came in this mid-race scuffle:

And the MPs won:

Even more cheating and skulduggery than usual this year.

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