SamCam on Tinder

Right (of centre) swipers everywhere will surely double take when SamCam pops up on their Tinder. Adverts for her Cefinn fashion range are pinging onto the dating app – a saucy marketing strategy. That awkward moment when you see your mate’s missus on Tinder…

Melania Sports SamCam’s Cefinn

The queen of beltway babes Melania Trump (47) is spotted sporting a stylish piece from Cefinn, Samantha Cameron’s fashion range. The First Lady looked gorgeous in green as she showed off the £295 green belted muslin shirt dress, which she wore to meet the Pittsburgh Penguins NHL ice-hockey team yesterday. SamCam founded Cefinn in February, pitching it her debut styles as: “sleek, fashion-conscious affordable office wear”. Good for Anglo-US exports…

SamCam and Dave Shock Naked Bedroom Photo

Via Samantha Cameron’s InstagramHappy Anniversary… 

SamCam’s Favourite Rapper in Racism Storm

American rapper Azealia Banks’ song 212, a celebration of oral sex and gang violence, was a surprising hit with Samantha Cameron, according to the singer at least. Banks’ penchant for fruity language has seen her suspended from Twitter over racially-charged tweets at former One Direction hair gel enthusiast Zayn Malik. She also body-shamed a Mail on Sunday reporter – Azaelia victim Ned Donovan reveals:

I started to receive a mad chain of insults from Banks, which made an otherwise quiet afternoon in the office vastly more exciting. She tweeted that I looked ‘like that kid in Matilda who ate all the cakes.’

Banks has since been dropped from the Born and Bred festival in London. Samantha’s better off with Polica.

Sam Cam’s Chic £150 Conference Dress

sam cam dress

Samantha Cameron stepped at conference today in a £150 “poppy red” dress from Whistles. She teamed the textured crepe number that Whistles claims is designed to “flatter the silhouette” with a sensible pair of grey suede heels from L.K.Bennett. It wasn’t just Dave stealing Labour’s clothes…

Sam Cam Bacon Roll Sham?

Did Samantha Cameron actually touch that bacon roll this morning? We can’t find any pictures of her consuming a mouthful of bacon roll, though we’re told “she did pick at it”.  After the Miliband bacon roll debacle it looks like Sam thought it was a photogenic risk too far…

In other news usually reliable source say she was wearing Sam Cam is wearing a dress from Hobbs and High Street high heels from Zara. Just so you know…

UPDATE: Ruth Davidson, the leader of the Scottish Conservative Party, gets in touch:

I can confirm (as I was sitting two places from her) Sam had lorne (square) sausage and fried egg in her roll. She ate it all, bar the lid (it was a pretty big roll and a lady never likes to carb up on too much bread of a morning). There may have been cutlery involved to avoid any Miliband-esque embarrassment…

Ruth, shouldn’t you be prepping for the Scottish Leaders’ Debate? Or is reading Guido prepping?



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