According to Bloomberg, this really is Rick Perry’s campaign song. And it is darn good…

“Rick Perry supporter, let’s protect our border,” the song starts. “To hell with anyone who don’t believe in the USA / Rick Perry all the way.”

The second verse boasts the rhyme,

“Give me my right to vote / My right to tote / The weapon of my choice / Don’t censor my voice.”

“Right to tote”?