Caption Contest (Condomed to his Fate Edition)

You too can get Russell-Moyle’s catching outfit here for just £35. Entries in the comments…

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Lloyd Russell-Moyle Resigns, Read his Statement in Full

Read the arch-Corbynite’s statement in full below:

This afternoon I spoke to Keir and asked to step back from the front bench duties as Minister for the Natural Environment but remain a Labour and Co—operative MP for Brighton Kemptown and Peacehaven.

It is with regret I leave the shadow ministry, but owing to a campaign by the right—wing media my position has become untenable. This has unleashed a torrent of online hate and daily calls of harassment to my office, which has exposed those who work for me to abuse that would not be acceptable in any workplace. It is my job to get political flack, but it is not the job of caseworkers, researchers and assistants to be attacked. It has also led to hounding and stress, from which I need a few weeks to support my team and myself to collectively recover.

I am here to represent all my constituents and I an grateful to all those who voted for me, and to the people who believe Labour can make our country a fair, better, happier place for all of us. I shall continue to work hard for you.

I remain incredibly proud of the work I have done in parliament in the past three years and I an proud of my role in holding the government to account on immoral arms sales to Saudi Arabia, chairing the All—Party Parliamentary Group on Youth Affairs which conducted the first wide ranging parliamentary inquiry into Youth Services in 10 years, and in helping to lead the charge on tenants’ and renters’ rights.

I shall return to the backbenches for the time being to support Keir in defending and furthering the manifesto we stood on and to achieve a Labour government.

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Welcome Back Lloyd!

Labour’s eccentric Brighton Kemptown MP is back in the Commons, a week after revealing he tested positive for Coronavirus. Lloyd Russel-Moyle explained how he was ill for five to six days with a “horrible fever”, and then it disappeared. Moyle self-isolated for a further week and a half before becoming the second MP to return to the chamber after recovering from Covid-19. Welcome back!

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Does Lloyd’s Family have a History of Enriching Uranium?

Lloyd Russell-Moyle’s appearance on Politics Live raised eyebrows this afternoon when the Corbynite Labour MP was talking about the Iranian crisis. Not just by parroting Labour’s pro-Iranian attack lines…

Talking about Iran’s reaction, Lloyd came out with the quote “I know very personally because some of my family’s business interests that they have tried to enrich uranium in the past”. We’re going to need you to elaborate on this one, Lloyd…

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Corbynista MP Refers Himself For Deselection

Wacky Labour Corbynista Lloyd Russell-Moyle has today submitted himself to face a vote of confidence amongst his local members. In an email obtained by LabourList, Russell-Moyle wrote to local members saying that as he was imposed on the local party in 2017 by Labour’s NEC, he will only re-stand with the support of the local membership.

“In 2017 in the snap general election I was imposed by the NEC as your candidate in the election with grassroots members not having a say in my selection. I pledged that I would not re-stand unless I had the confidence of the members.

“Using an anonymous third party voting organisation, members will be emailed with a poll asking if they support me staying on as the Labour candidate with the results being given to the CLP executive directly.”

Russel-Moyle, who supports mandatory re-selection of Labour MPs, should be congratulated for standing by his principles. Labour MPs under the ‘trigger ballot system’ will not face an automatic vote of their membership unless more than one third of local party branches or affiliated branches oppose their candidacy. Labour MPs have until July 8 to indicate if they would like to continue their candidacy or not…

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Corbynista MP Invites “Curse the Jews” Movement Spokesman to Parliament

Nutty ginger Labour MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle has only been in Parliament two years but he’s got his tribute act to his heroes Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell up and running with impressive speed. His latest stunt is inviting the international spokesman for the Iran-backed Houthi rebel group in Yemen, Ahmed Alshami, to Parliament. Their slogan includes “death to the US, death to Israel, curse the Jews”. He’ll fit right in with the Corbynistas…

Russell-Moyle has already called fellow Labour MP Graham Jones a “tit” and “illegal arms sales apologist” for criticising his decision to invite Alshami. Meanwhile there’s not been a peep from the Labour Party or Corbyn himself so far. Best not to upset his old friends at Press TV after all…

UPDATE: Russell-Moyle has finally backed down. Old Comrade Corbyn would never have caved in so easily…

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