Posh Tory Staffer Stars on First Dates


The Tory party got some primetime – albeit disastrous – publicity on Channel 4 last night as Jess Anderson, a parliamentary staffer for a Tory MP, set out to find love. Social media was decidedly loveless given some of her prime Tatler Tory quotes:

  • People say don’t talk about politics, religion, sex on a first date, and I’m like “there’s no other element to my personality”
  • “I hate animals”
  • On Fulham being posh: “I really don’t think it is”
  • “It was a cheap private school”
  • “I don’t drink tap water”

Not to be outdone, her date – The Telegraph’s Josh Kaplan – tried claiming he’d gone to university in the North (Nottingham to be exact). As if the hour-long broadcast wasn’t embarrassing enough for CCHQ’s image makers, posh Jess Anderson works for ultra-working class, former miner turned MP, Lee Anderson. Jess may not help keep the blue wall, though she certainly had Guido’s attention…

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In Full: Host of Tory MPs Join Boris in Self-Isolation

As well as Lee Anderson who forced Boris into self-isolation in the first place, a host of Tory MPs have now also been told to self-isolate:

  • Lee Anderson (Ashfield)
  • Boris Johnson (Uxbridge)
  • Lia Nici (Grimsby)
  • Brendan Clarke-Smith (Bassetlaw)
  • Andy Carter (Warrington South)
  • Katherine Fletcher (South Ribble)
  • Jacob Young (Redcar)
  • Maria Miller (Basingstoke)
  • Chris Clarkson (Heywood and Middleton)
  • Matt Vickers (Stockton South)
  • Kieran Mullan (Crewe and Nantwich)
  • Marco Longhi (Dudley North)

Keep an eye on this rolling list…

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Test & Trace Tell Boris to Self-Isolate

Downing Street spokesman:

The Prime Minister has today been notified by NHS Test and Trace that he is required to self-isolate as a contact of someone who has tested positive for COVID-19.

‘The Prime Minister will follow the rules and is self-isolating.

‘He will carry on working from Downing Street, including on leading the Government’s response to the coronavirus pandemic.

‘The PM is well and does not have any symptoms of COVID-19.’

That meeting in question:

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Tory MP Invites Neil ‘Fat Old Racists’ Coyle to Meet Brexit-Voting Miners

Labour MP Neil Coyle may have been hoping the storm created by his ‘late-night’ Twitter rant against “fat old racists” Brexiteers might die down after he deleted them the next morning. Blue wall Tory MP Lee Anderson is not taking the insults lying down, however, having now publically invited the Bermondsey MP up north to meet face-to-face with Brexit voting ex-miners he insulted. For good measure, Coyle also described Mogg and others as “Absolute sh*tbag racist w*nkers.”*

Anderson described Coyle’s rant as “outrageous and disgusting” and informed constituents he has invited him up:

“I am inviting you to Ashfield to a local working men’s club where I will introduce you to a group of ex-miners, many of whom I worked with down the pit, who were all lifetime labour voters prior to the 2019 General Election – this will provide you with the opportunity to explain to them how you’re going to win them back.

I cannot guarantee that you will be able to change their minds.”
Guido imagines any trip Neil makes to the former red wall will only entrench Lee’s majority…
*Don’t forget it is #PositiveTwitterDay on Friday Neil.
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Tory MP Offers Gary Lineker‘s House Out to Illegal Migrants

During the election campaign it became obvious that should he win, Ashfield Tory candidate Lee Anderson would be right up there amongst the most plain-talking Tory MPs. Despite a couple of election campaign wobbles, Anderson is now living up to that reputation.

Appearing on TalkRadio this morning, he boldly suggested virtue-signalling Gary Lineker’s mansion should be offered free-of-charge to illegal migrants if the footballer is so keen to accommodate them in Britain (bed and breakfast included of course). Guido doesn’t expect the Twitterati football star to take Lee up on the suggestion…

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Crick Catches Tory Candidate Setting Up Fake Canvas with Supporter

Michael Crick was following around the Tory’s candidate in Ashfield last week, who Guido readers will be familiar with for supporting a blunt crackdown on anti-social freeloaders. It’s a hyper marginal seat, and Guido reckons the comments will only help him…

During the filming, Lee Anderson met a supporter on the doorstep who proceeded not only to back the Tories, but said he thought Anderson hadn’t been harsh enough in his comments on dealing with anti-social behaviour. Catch the full encounter on MailPlus

Unfortunately for the Tories, not only had Lee set up the meeting to begin with, but had been caught on microphone calling the homeowner and setting up the meeting. Pure Thick of It politics…

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