No Nonsense Lee Anderson Reveals His Plan to Stop M25 Protestors

No nonsense Lee Anderson has announced his plan for climate group Insulate Britain. During a session in the Commons he asked:

“Does the minister agree with me that the police should now adopt a zero-tolerance approach and as soon as one of these morons steps foot on the motorway that they should be carted off in an electric police van and locked up in a fully insulated cell.” 

Here, here!

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Lee Anderson: Blast Extinction Rebellion with Water Cannons

Always keen to make a splash, no nonsense Lee Anderson is leading the charge against Extinction Rebellion. Taking to Facebook he’s called on the Met to blast protestors with water cannons. Surely Boris could be persuaded – when he was Mayor of London he spent £320,000 on three of them…

In a statement Lee explained:

“Just last week over 2,000 Police Officers were needed in one day to control the demonstrations and over 500 people were arrested. What a waste of Police time and taxpayer’s money to police these protests that achieve nothing apart from damaging property, blocking roads, stopping people going to work and preventing emergency service vehicles getting to their destinations. Maybe it’s time to bring back water canons which would help disperse the crowds and give our streets a good clean whilst allowing our Police Officers to get on with the day job.”

Lee’s water cannon idea has multiple upsides: not only does it disperse the nuisance-makers, they’d also get a proper shower for once…

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Westminster’s Dogged Return to Post-Covid Normality #NationalDogDay

Politicos will be delighted to learn the much-loved Westminster Dog of the Year competition is finally returning after a two-year hiatus. 2019’s was canceled due to security concerns given the constant presence of Brexit protests, and 2020’s because of Covid. At long last, however, MPs will finally be able to get their puppies out for the press…

The Kennel Club has proudly announced the competition will take place on Thursday 28th October in the usual Victoria Tower Gardens. Guido wonders whether the expected Holocaust memorial in said gardens will force them to find a new venue in future…

Co-conspirator favourite Lee Anderson has made no bones about his intentions to enter, entering 13-year-old Alfie whom he adopted two years ago for the prestigious award.

Owen Sharp, chief executive of Dogs Trust promises the pageant will be “strictly apolitical; judges will be looking for the dogs’ good deeds and devotion to their owner rather than policies or opinions”. It looks like Alex Norris’ two-year reign – alongside his unfortunately named winning pup Corona – will be shortly coming to an end…

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Labour Petitions Lee Anderson to Boycott Final

The Labour Party has launched a petition asking “sulky” Lee Anderson – who has been boycotting the Euros over the team’s decision to take the knee – not to watch the Euro 2020 final. Yesterday Guido exclusively revealed that Anderson won’t watch the game because he claims he has “recently moved house and [has] lots of boxes to unpack”. He will, however, be checking his phone “for updates”…

The petition asks whether Anderson, who was born in 1967, “was the problem all along” and suggests he does “the housework, watch Midsomer Murders, anything” so long as he doesn’t jinx the game. Anderson is not the only passionate politico to have misjudged the take-the-knee saga…

Yesterday, Laurence Fox tweeted that he’s “sorry for being such a d***” after saying he wanted England to lose for taking the knee. An impressive own goal…

Former Brexit Party MEP Martin Daubney made a similarly embarrassing gaffe when he praised two footballers for refusing to kneel, when in fact both players were actually Romanian. He has now abandoned his support for (now-eliminated) France to back Engeeeerland. He was completely offside…

Whilst Lee Anderson endures his self-imposed penalty, the rest of us will be cheering England on… 

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Lee Anderon’s Euros Final Plans Revealed 

Lee Anderson has officially confirmed to Guido that he will not watch the Euro 2020 final because he has “recently moved house and [has] lots of boxes to unpack”. He also plans to sort out his “new collection of soft furnishings”. Sounds totally legitimate. Anderson will likely be the only person not hungover on Monday morning...

Anderson has been boycotting the Euros over England player’s decision to collectively take the knee before every game. Instead of watching last night’s semi-final, Anderson went for dinner with a colleague and “had an early night”. C’mon Lee, don’t be so grumpy, just boycott the start or boo the telly for the few seconds they take the knee, if you want to. Do it for Engeeerlaand!…

UPDATE: Lee says he will continue his boycott of watching England during final however he’ll be “checking my phone for updates to see if they’ve scored and cheer if they have”

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Full of Writ: Steve Bray Threatens to Sue Lee Anderson

Noisy nutter Steve Bray is now threatening to sue Tory MP Lee Anderson, after Lee called Steve “a scrounger, a malingerer and a parasite” in the hilarious exchange outside the Red LionOn what grounds, Guido cannot fathom.

If the threat is anything more than a cry for attention, Bray has a decent pot of funds. He’s been crowdfunding for 46 weeks in support of his general nuisance-making and has scrounged over £21,000. Anderson tells Guido he “won’t be losing any sleep over it”…

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