Biden Calls Putin a Genocidal Dictator… While Covered in Bird Poo

Biden made a major diplomatic intervention during a speech in the US last night, in which he spoke about the inflation crisis hitting Americans and boldly said “Your family budget, your ability to fill up a tank, none of it should hinge on whether a dictator declares war and commits genocide half a world away”. Unfortunately for the White House this latest ramping up of rhetoric was slightly undermined by the large quantity of bird mess adorning the President’s lapel throughout the speech…

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Bewildered Biden Looks Confused at White House with Obama

Toe-curling watch last night from the White House as poor Joe Biden was effortlessly upstaged by his younger, slicker, and more lucid predecessor. Kamala Harris seemed to forget her boss even existed as Obama triumphantly high-fived everyone within orbit. As Tucker Carlson put it, “make it stop, it’s awful”…

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Biden Mocks EU’s One-Candidate Presidency Vote

Given Biden’s been firing off diplomatic cock-ups left, right and centre for the past fortnight, it’s hardly surprising Guido missed this funny remark of the President’s from last Friday. Appearing alongside EU Council President Charles Michel, Biden quipped:

“I came to congratulate a man who just got re-elected without opposition. I dream of that some day” 

While Biden may not have been Brexit’s biggest supporter, even he gets the laughable state of democracy in Brussels…

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Boris Second Only to Zelenskyy in Ukrainian Popularity Poll

While FBPEers try sniping the government at any opportunity, in the real world an astonishing poll puts into perspective just how well the PM’s handled Ukraine in the eyes of those who matter: Ukrainians.

The poll conducted by US outlet Cyngnal finds Boris’s net approval rating in Ukraine is second only to that of Zelenskyys, and is well ahead of Biden and Sholtz.

  1. Zelenskyy: +79%
  2. Boris: +49.6%
  3. Biden: +25.8%
  4. Scholz: +23.4%
  5. Xi Jinping: -19.4%
  6. Putin: -86.7%

The UK also stands as the most popular ally in all this, 14 points ahead of the EU and 23 points ahead of the US:

  1. 🇬🇧: 56%
  2. 🇪🇺: 42.2%
  3. 🇺🇸: 33.3%
  4. Nato: -16.8%

Following the Kosovo conflict, parents started calling boys Tonibler – will Boris be the new baby name de jour of Ukraine when all this is over?

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Biden Matches Diane’s Geography Prowess

After Diane’s brain fade on PoliticsLive, Joe Biden joined her last night in mixing Ukraine up with another country. During his State of the Union address overnight the President vowed that Putin will never “gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people”. Watch Kamala mouth the correction behind him… 

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