As Tory MPs publicly insist Theresa May must stay, veteran backbencher James Gray perhaps takes the theme a little far:

“She’s currently 62, some Prime Ministers have lasted until at least 84 so that gives her 22, 25 years to go. I very much hope she will continue for many years to come.”

That’s loyalty…

James Gray MP observes that…

“40 years ago there was a total of 25 secretaries in Parliament to look after all 630 MPs. Today there are 2,700 members of staff. Doing what? And why? “