Prince Harry Tells Russian Pranksters Trump has “Blood on his Hands” & Boris is a “Good Man”

Back in December Prince Harry thought he was spilling his heart out to Greta Thunberg. Unfortunately for the soon-departing royal, he was being led on by a couple of notorious Russian pranksters. Previously linked to the Kremlin…

During the phone call (co-conspirators can listen by pressing play above), Harry tells ‘Greta’ that Donald Trump has blood on his hands, due to his “pushing the coal industry“. The Sun also reports of another prank call with the prince (which the duo Vovan and Lexus do not appear to have uploaded) in which Prince Harry:

  • Describes Boris as “a good man”
  • Said Megxit is not the easy decision “but it was the right decision for our family, the right decision to be able to protect my son.”
  • Said the Prince Andrew scandal “is completely separate from me and my wife.”
  • Defended his private jet hypocrisy by saying “Unfortunately there is very few alternatives”

Don’t be surprised if woke Harry starts offering opinions like this more candidly after Megxit…

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£14,000 Raised to Repair Green Greta Destroyed

Greta Thunberg travelled hundreds of miles to stand in a field in Bristol on Friday alongside people playing truant. The crowd of children churned up the grass on Bristol’s College Green turning it into the kind of wasteland they were presumably protesting against. Perhaps they were taking tips from Extinction Rebellion’s bizarre anti-grass campaign

In response to the ecological vandalism, a crowdfunder has been set up in order to ‘Turn College Green Green Again’. It’s already raised over £14,000. This eco stuff doesn’t come cheap…

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At Home with the Thunbergs

The annual Scottish comedy sketch show ‘Only an Excuse’ is back with a great sketch from the perspective of Greta’s parents. The show mocks most of the last year’s events including Extinction Rebellion – watch in full here

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Public say Corbyn a Bigger ‘Villain’ than Epstein

Corbyn’s astounding and unprecedented levels of unpopularity for a Labour leader have long been commented upon, but a new poll from Opinium helps contextualise just how poorly Corbyn is perceived by the public; being ranked by 29% as the ‘villain’ of 2019 – 1% higher than disgraced – now dead – paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. He’s always said he’s in a battle with billionaires…

Corbyn can find some solace in Donald Trump’s easy victory in the villainy poll, taking 39% of the vote. Is Corbyn getting used to losing by double-digit losses yet?…

Boris, on the other hand, received 19% in the reciprocal ‘hero of 2019’ poll, with David Attenborough winning on 35% to Greta Thunberg’s second place of 21%. Will the elderly ever stop stealing Greta’s dreams…

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Boris on Extinction Rebellion

At the launch of Charles Moore’s third and final Thatcher biography last night hosted by Policy Exchange, Boris Johnson took the opportunity to comment on the surrounding “uncooperative crusties and protesters of all kinds littering the road”

“When we are waylaid in the streets, as I am sure we will be, by importunate nose-ringed dreadlocked climate change protesters”

“[Margaret Thatcher] took it seriously long before Greta Thunberg.”

“The best thing possible for the education of the denizens of those heaving, hemp smelling, bivouacs that now litter Trafalgar Square and Hyde Park and the rest of them. The best thing for them would be to stop blocking the traffic and buy a copy of Charles’ magnificent book.

Safe to say he’s not a particular fan…

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Greta’s Titanic Hypocrisy

As Greta Thunberg continues to poo in a bucket across the Atlantic, it has emerged her trip is not nearly as environmental as she first made out. Nobody could have seen this coming… 

The €4 million yacht she’s sailing on is made of carbon fibre – a material with a carbon footprint 14 times higher than that of steel, and that “spews out a significant amount of greenhouse gases” during its manufacturing. It’s always worth reminding Greta that flying only accounts for between 2 and 5% of the world’s carbon emissions… GQ’s ‘game changer of the year’ clearly putting carbon fibre over moral fibre…

UPDATE: It transpires that the five people bringing the boat back from NYC will first fly over to the States, meaning in total Greta’s PR trip will end up creating six times the emissions it would have done if she’d just flown over to begin with…

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