Professional attention seeker and amateur sex therapist Flora Gill has forced her way back onto politics Twitter’s timeline this afternoon, after misguidedly believing “porn for children” was something worth pitching. A classic Thursday afternoon thought for the daughter of a former Home Secretary…
Following criticism, Gill doubled down and specified her definition of “children” as “14/15/16 year olds”. A clarification that puts all ethical doubts in the mind at bay…
Digging herself into an even deeper hole she began joking about potential Dragons Den pitches.
The target audience of CBeebies being 0–6-year-olds…
Following backlash, Gill came to relative senses and deleted the tweet, writing “absolutely not getting swept up into another Twitter cesspool so deleted tweet before it picks up steam!” The slowest u-turn since the Titanic…
Responding to a Tweet by her daughter Flora wondering how many pregnancy tests the average woman has taken, the former-Home Secretary replied:
“Please be careful. Believe me nothing ruins your life more than an unplanned pregnancy.”
Amber Rudd and her daughter Flora have come out as the latest members of the (totally neutral and objective in her rulings) Supreme Court judge Baroness Hale fan club; rocking t-shirts featuring a replica of Hale’s infamous spider broach on the House of Commons terrace. In the eyes of the Tory Party whips, Amber has always been pro-rogue…
Journalist Flora Gill probably wasn’t expecting a reply from her mother, Amber Rudd, when she tweeted about responding to a direct message from the American man who took her virginity ten years ago on her Gap Year. Offering a helpful suggestion for her daughter’s “perfect response” the former Home Secretary suggested she like to speak to him…
Could it be that the former Home Secretary wants to put the cad in a hostile environment?
Well Amber, it’s your lucky day. Guido can reveal the man is Jamison Newall – we have his number if you want it….
