Fay Jones seconding the Queen’s Speech praises the Online Harms Bill:
“Even the Online Safety Bill, which will protect the unsuspecting farmer from nefarious internet videos”
One of the Tories’ wettest new MPs, Fay Jones, has landed in hot water for promoting a local canned water business’s products after taking a bucket-load of cash from them in January. £10,000…
Fay proudly posed on Facebook and Twitter with a tin of ‘Radnor Hills’ water, which she described as a “brilliant firm in my constituency”
The MP Code of Conduct says “no member shall act as a paid advocate in any proceeding of the House” and a former member of the committee, Elfyn Llwyd, has said the posts come near to a breach of the rules. At least for the MP who’s just been elected to the Environment Committee, she wasn’t posing with a plastic bottle…
The new MP for Brecon and Radnorshire, Fay Jones, has caught the attention of colleagues this morning with her bold campaign to join the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Committee, declaring “I know how to fight against left-wing ultra-Green nonsense!”. Much like her constituency, which she claims contains “sixteen thousand beef and sheep farmers”…
Fay boasts “If we haven’t met yet, the one thing I would stress is that I defeated a vegetarian Liberal Democrat to get here.” Before going on to set out her manifesto: “While we need to tackle climate change urgently, our response must be based on sound science.” Guido looks forward to Extinction Rebellion’s reaction if her election attempt is victorious…
UPDATE: Fay was elected…
Not his speech, those girls that got the Sun so excited. Zoë Aylward was described in the Torygraph as “a member of David Davis’s unofficial fan club” she spontaneously had a batch of T-shirts produced with the slogan “it’s DD for me” emblazoned across the chest. “I think he’ll make a fantastic leader” she gushed. Brunette Fay Jones said “What’s more, if blokes are going to look at your boobs, they might as well learn something in the process.” That’s the modern Conservatives, equal opportunity for all, particularly blondes with double-D tits..
Guido thought it a little harmless fun and it added to the gaiety of the world. But according to an anonymous source, we should congratulate David Hart from Basher’s campaign team on getting his girlfriend to go along with the “spontaneous” stunt. More than that, Guido congratulates him on getting his girlfriend to exaggerate her bust size…
