Butting in on a lame anti-mask tweet from provocateur Paul Joseph Watson, Edwina Currie, the former Health Minister and close friend of John Major, decided take Watson down a peg or two. Edwina revealed a little more about her sex life than Guido expected of a Wednesday morning. Pegging Watson’s tweet beneath her own, the former Prime Minister’s lover revealed a deep truth she must have been toying with for some time. John Major is presumably too bussy to comment.

Idiot. Try it, you might enjoy it. https://t.co/sjjnAuYivN

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) December 16, 2020

Coincidentally it was John Major’s Government that in 1994 passed the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act, legalising buggery…