In the latest development to the sorry tale of Labour’s ‘missions,’ the ‘Mission Boards’ that are supposed to deliver on them don’t even have terms of reference yet. Meaning no official structure or goal…
Co-conspirators may remember that the potemkin boards were meant to be chaired by Starmer and were initially set up as Cabinet committees with some weight. They were devolved in November last year and Darren Jones was chosen to chair three umbrella committees instead. Think that meant the end of the pointless mission boards? Au contraire…
Ed Miliband’s “Mission Board: Make Britain a Clean Energy Superpower” does not have a formal designation. The department says: “Terms of Reference for the Board are currently under review.” They’re thinking about it…
It also doesn’t have a list of members other than Miliband: “The board does not have a fixed list of internal or external members, and undertakes engagement with other government departments, external organisations and industry experts depending on the issues identified for discussion.“ Guido can report that government officials are working on coining a German word for that very specific feeling of dread when Ed Miliband sends you a meeting invitation…
Labour Party staff have pleaded for members not to speak to any journalists at an Ed Miliband event tonight. What could legions of party members do to derail the ‘real Prime Minister’s’ event?
The Energy Secretary will be the special guest at the launch of the Southwark Labour 2026 manifesto this evening at a venue in East Dulwich. Also in attendance will be council leader Sarah King and housing minister/Miliband ally Miatta Fahnbulleh, who is MP for Peckham…
An email from party organisers to attendees has warned Labour members off daring to speak to assembled hacks:
“You will be asked to show your Labour Party membership number and/or photo ID for security reasons. The press will be at the launch, but please do not talk to them. We will be taking photos and video of the whole event which will be used in political campaign materials – if you do not want to feature in the photos, please let [RECACTED] know and we will make arrangements. If you could arrive at 6.30pm and we will get our campaign off to a flying start.”
If approached by a journalist remember the three steps: stop, drop, and roll…
Steve Yemm has told GB News’s Christopher Hope that up to 40 of his fellow Labour MPs have written privately to senior Cabinet ministers demanding a rethink of Miliband’s plan to end sales of new petrol and diesel cars by 2030. Nearly one in ten of the PLP…
Speaking on Chopper’s Political Podcast, Yemm said:
“Some of us are really concerned because we meet with workers, we meet with management and we hear the same thing. There’s real unanimity around this question. Some of us are very concerned about jobs in our constituencies. And so, we are making our views known to government… We’re in a position where we’re being heard now, but it’s really important, of course, that we keep having that conversation and move it forward.”
Guido members will know plenty of Labour MPs were passing around Henry Tufnell’s Sun column earlier this week, which let rip over Miliband’s zealotry. Labour MPs who know this crusade is putting their own seats in jeopardy are getting braver in criticising it. If all the profiles on Miliband this week are anything to go by, the ‘real Prime Minister’ still isn’t interested…
DESNZ spent £64,376 flying ministers around the world in just three months, burping out around 22 tonnes of CO2 equivalent into the atmosphere. Almost all of it was on trips to climate conferences. That is the ministerial bill alone. As the TaxPayers’ Alliance revealed, the full cost of the department’s COP30 delegation came to more than £800,000, with 73 officials making the trip to Brazil. Their flights cost £210,450, with another £6,091 spent on carbon credits to ‘offset’ the emissions…
Ed Miliband flew to Brazil twice in a single month, first for the COP World Leaders’ Summit and then again for the main conference a week later, at a combined ministerial cost of £25,750. His two return flights produced roughly 4.6 tonnes of CO2, the equivalent of nearly a full year of average UK household emissions…
The biggest single ministerial bill belonged to climate minister Katie White, whose seven-night COP30 trip cost £30,551. The flight was £11,078, but White also billed the taxpayer £19,473 in accommodation and expenses on the ground, nearly £2,800 a night.
Across the five ministerial trips, DESNZ ministers clocked up roughly 11.5 tonnes of CO2 from flights alone. Applying DEFRA’s own recommended “radiative forcing multiplier” for aviation bumps the total up to around 22 tonnes of CO2 equivalent. The average UK household produces about six tonnes a year. The department responsible for cutting emissions burned through nearly four years’ worth in a single quarter…
Ed Miliband scores the cover interview for this week’s New Statesman. He finally joins the ever-growing list of Labour MPs who have, by pure coincidence, decided now is the time for a puff piece in which they pontificate about Labour’s problems, speak wistfully about their childhoods, and pose for weird pictures. If you want a job in the real world, you usually submit a CV. In Labour, you give a War and Peace-length interview to the New Statesman…
Miliband is careful not to mention his personal ambitions specifically. Luckily the New Statesman does it for him:
“Some of those who know Miliband are clear he has his eyes on becoming chancellor. Nigel Farage has told friends privately in recent weeks that he expects Miliband to become prime minister by 2027.”
Oh no, don’t put that in there…
He does at least admit he wants to smash the ming vase to pieces:
“We won on a modest, relatively safe platform,” Miliband went on. “That’s not meant as a criticism. It’s just a description of the facts.” Miliband mounts a defence of the government. Good things are happening, he promises.”
Most notable, however:
“Should Andy Burnham or Angela Rayner become the leader of Labour this year, they will not deviate from the script that Miliband has written.”
In other words: don’t forget who’s really running the show. He is even described as having “liquid charm“. The only line he might take issue with is his “remarkably enormous oblong of a head”…
Miliband’s suggestions to pubs clinging on for dear life: switch off your fridges overnight, serve warmer beer, and turn off the ovens. And the taxpayer has coughed up £350,000 to produce these measures…
DESNZ pumped that cash into Zero Carbon Services’ ‘energy and carbon reduction tool’ which was rolled out to 525 pubs, restaurants, and hotels during a year-long trial. The government claims it “delivered behavioural change focused energy saving plans tailored to participants through the digital tool, providing real-time alerts to reduce unnecessary electricity use”. Never mind the North Sea, never mind cutting VAT on energy bills, just serve warmer pints…
Speaking at his speech on how to achieve “progressive capitalism” Wes Streeting fired a dig and Andy Burnham:
“Bond markets are not bond villains and fiscal rules matter.”