Balls of Steel: Ed Tasered on TV

Apropos of nothing, Guido thought readers would enjoy this video of Ed Balls taking a taser to the back. Guido has watched it at least 20 times now…

Friday Caption Contest (Big Balls Edition)

Entries in the comments…

Ed Balls Parties With Trumpettes at Mar-a-Lago

Pictured at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort yesterday… Ed Balls. The former Shadow Chancellor was partying with socialite Toni Holt Kramer, the founder of “Trumpettes USA”, and Tina Hillstrom, an actress who is part of the “Real Women for Trump” campaign, and who Ed follows on Twitter. Toni and Tina spent the weekend at Mar-a-Lago celebrating Trump’s one year anniversary as President. Ed looking almost as orange as the Donald…

Ed’s Balls on Single Market

Ed Balls claimed on last night’s This Week that “many people on the Leave campaign were saying they wanted to stay in the single market“. He was then unable to name one (because there weren’t any). As Nigel said in response: “every single leading player, all the way through the referendum, could not have been clearer, a vote for Brexit was a vote to leave the single market.Still the hardcore Remainers perpetuate this myth…

Friday Caption Contest (Glasto Edition)

Gove & Balls Do Gangnam in an Elevator

Happy Ed Balls Day

It seems to come sooner every year…

Balls Hints at Return to Parliament

“I’m never gonna say never about going back…”

Ed Balls Kicked in the Head

What would Len say?

Balls Loose on ITV

Glitterballs was showered with TV offers after dad-dancing his way to stardom on Strictly. Today he’s done the dirty on Auntie and announced he will appear as “honorary man” on an ITV Loose Women special tomorrow. That’s a promotion from his occasional role as a guest on the show grinding Janet Street-Porter. Now for a whole hour of Balls…

Glitterballs’ Last Dance

Ballsmania is finally over, for now…

Balls Out

Balls finally leaves the dance-floor, to acclaim…

Glitter Balls on Strictly

Ayesha Hazarika on the redemption of Ed Balls

“Balls on Strictly is the equivalent of comfort eating for us politicos and our hysteria is masking a rather difficult question. Is this the best that British politics can muster right now? Is this it? Really? Dressed up as the Mask? Really? To which the answer is probably a whispery: ‘Yes, yes, it is.’”

Hip-Thrusting, Crotch-Grabbing Glitterballs

You won’t see anything scarier this Halloween…

Glitterballs: The Lift They’re All Talking About

Watch to the end…

Balls Camper Than Panto

Beginning to think he is going to win…

Glitterballs Does The Mask

“Somebody stop him…”

Glitter Balls Lives On

Those are the moves that helped him go through to the next round.

All those annoying hand jives on the frontbench, turns out were useful practice…

Ed Balls’ Strictly Waltz

21 points from the judges, an average score of 5/10, which sees him bottom of the leaderboard. Will he get more votes than Jez this weekend?

Rare Footage of Ed Balls Line Dancing

With Ed Balls set to appear on this year’s series of Strictly Come Dancing, Guido has dug out this old footage of the former Shadow Cha-Cha-Chancellor impressing some old dears at a line dancing class in a Kilburn community centre.[…] Read the rest


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Emily Thornberry tells Labour activists some home truths…

“…we must all acknowledge, that there are sickening individuals on the fringes of our movement, who use our legitimate support for Palestine as a cloak and a cover for their despicable hatred of Jewish people, and their desire to see Israel destroyed.”


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