David Cameron on the Labour Reshuffle:
“May I apologise for interrupting what is probably the longest reshuffle in history. You could have watched the entire run of Star Wars Movies, but we still don’t yet know who’s been seduced to the dark side. There’s absolutely no sign of a rebel alliance emerging either”.
Kemi Badenoch at the 1922-ConHome bash last night:
“I did praise [Burnham] for his stamina, it was amazing. All I had to do was sit back and lie there. I didn’t have to do anything at all…”