Tory MP: I Trust Boris To Attack With a Platoon of 36 Soldiers

Veteran and Tory MP Bob Stewart told Victoria Derbyshire this morning that the way he decided to back Boris was by asking himself which of the candidates he would trust “with a platoon of 36 soldiers if they had to do an attack against somewhere.” That’s one way of making your mind up…

Teacher Told Children Not to Talk to Tory MP’s Son

During the debate on abuse of MPs, Bob Stewart has told the Commons of a disturbing story involving a teacher and his young son:

“During the last general election, a teacher tells the class of my 13 year-old boy that nobody should talk to him because he’s the son of a Conservative MP.”

You’d think it unbelievable, but then teachers had primary school kids put hammer and sickle posters in the windows on election day, so it’s hardly beyond the realms of fantasy. Chilling…

Friday Caption Contest (Bob ‘n Totty Edition)

DYX0M3 West Wickham,UK,26th April 2014,Colonel Bob Stewart poses for a photo with sailors and the Crystal Palace cheer leaders who were collecting money for the Help for Heroes charity©Keith Larby/Alamy Live News

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Totty Watch Poll

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Debate swirls in Westminster about Tory MP Col Bob Stewart’s use of the word “totty” to describe the Speccie’s Isabel Hardman…

Isabel Oakeshott says: “Strong women don’t need to whine about sexists calling us ‘totty’”

Isabel Hardman says: “that is NOT on and lobby women shouldn’t have to put up with it. So I have passed the MP’s name on to a whip.”

Cathy Newman says: “I’m with Isabel on this… Isabel Hardman.”

Julia Hartley-Brewer says: “Many years ago I was at a dinner at a Conservative Party conference with a couple of MPs. One of those MPs kept putting his hand on my knee. The third time I removed his hand and said it is very simple, either you don’t put my hand on my knee again or I am going to punch you in the face.”

Who are you backing? Take Guido’s poll…

Col Bob Stewart Calls ISIS “Bastards” On Morning TV

Tory MP and former Colonel Bob Stewart referred to ISIS as “these bastards” on ITV this morning. Col Bob’s nonplussed look as Eamonn apologises for the profanity is a particular highlight…

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