A Guy News special report from last night’s rally against Jeremy Corbyn in Parliament Square. Thousands of protesters gathered to demonstrate, with verbal clashes between Jewish groups, Labour moderates and a small but vociferous counter-protest convened by Corbynistas. An unprecedented protest of Jewish groups against a leader of a mainstream political party…

Something tells Guido that Al isn’t finding politics that much of a laugh…

Al Murray summarises where we are…

“British politics today: Miliband has more kitchens than Farage has testicles.”

Al Murray will be hoping his full page advert in today’s Metro doesn’t count towards his election expenditure. The rate card shows a full page Metro ad will fetch you £36,000, and long campaign spending is limited to £30,700. Though they don’t give out the Metro in South Thanet…

A party political broadcast on behalf of FUKP:

And some older work:

The heavy drinking voice of England will contest the seat against comedian Murray…

UPDATE: Nigel Farage tells Guido: “Finally a serious opponent in South Thanet.”