Last night David Lammy became the latest Cabinet minister to launch his own TikTok. His first post is a video of him running around in Ukraine. Missing the Foreign Office brief?

He has so far managed to gain just 25 followers in 21 hours, only 1,019 views, and 58 likes. Perhaps co-conspirators saw how his Substack ended up and decided not to get too excited…
Speaking at his press conference on the Pride in Place programme which was obviously all about Mandelson, Starmer said:
“Tomorrow’s front pages are unlikely to be about the Pride in Place programme.”