The Home Office helpfully put out a memo in its Marsham Street building offering hard-pressed civil servants the chance to request snacks and drinks for the vending machines. It’s a mixed response:

Guido assumes that after the flurry of White Claw (alcoholic), vapes and fizzy drinks proposals, someone felt the need to pipe up and ask for ‘something healthy’. One way to encourage staff to grace the desk more than three days a week…
Former leader of the SNP in Westminster Ian Blackford told Times Radio why he believes Nicola Sturgeon’s claim that she spent no time in the kitchen and therefore didn’t see any of her husband’s purchases:
“She doesn’t have a passion for cooking.”