It was only a matter of time. The new Online Safety Act has blocked some humorous Labour content…
Co-conspirators can scroll down a few Guido stories and see a fetching image of Keir Starmer’s face on a baby with the strapline: “KEIR SUFFERS EXTINCTION EVENT.” A simple enough play on there being no new babies called Keir last year…

Unfortunately the post has been twice hidden from X with the now-dreaded message:

This is known as ‘overcompliance’ with onerous legislation. Guido recommends everyone in the UK downloads a VPN…
Tom Baldwin, author of Starmer’s hagiography, spoke to Times Radio:
Tom Baldwin: “I think he’d like to do something. He’s very dutiful and driven by service. That’s why he came into politics. I think that’s characterised his time as prime minister. He hasn’t always sought popularity or been good at being popular. But I think he has some of the necessary qualities that we actually do want in a prime minister. That resilience, that relentlessness, that ability to carry the weight and the job really does weigh very heavily on people and he carries that weight very, very well.”
Jo Coburn: “NATO Secretary-General?”
Tom Baldwin: “I think that’s something that he would be interested in. I think it probably requires Andy Burnham’s government to support him in that and these are some of the questions which Andy Burnham has to resolve quite quickly.”