By the look of the animated waxworks on the front bench around the PM, something’s going on in the Cabinet.
In the 35 minutes of PMQs, Reeves’ flickering tics showed her emerging only intermittently from an anxious reverie. Cooper’s transformation into a Cabbage Patch doll is almost complete. Kendall’s dog had obviously died horribly in the night. Even fragrant Angela Rayner had lost a little of her sunshine.
Sarah Pochin at Reform Scotland’s manifesto launch event: “I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn’t allowed… One day let’s do one of these events not live-streamed. We’ll do all the naughty stuff…”