In what must be the surest sign yet that the government is in a death spiral, even Anna Soubry has admitted her end of history tweet two days after Labour won was a bit premature. This morning’s mea culpa:

Otto English, James O’Brien, Andrew Marr, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, etc etc… are these grown-ups in the room with us right now?
Kemi Badenoch at the 1922-ConHome bash last night:
“I did praise [Burnham] for his stamina, it was amazing. All I had to do was sit back and lie there. I didn’t have to do anything at all…”