As always, Guido provides co-conspirators with a few of the more eye-catching Christmas cards MPs have been sending around. This year they are particularly dull. Starmer’s Britain…
Many as usual are the products of Christmas card competitions offered to constituency schoolchildren. No Lammy self-portraits this year…
First up is Kemi Badenoch. Like last time, keeping it traditional…

Nigel Farage:

Communities minister Miatta Fahnbulleh’s cards after a bomb disposal robot got to them:

Speaker Lindsay Hoyle:

Shadow Scottish Secretary Andrew Bowie:

Shadow Foreign Secretary Priti Patel:

Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp:

Shadow Defence Secretary James Cartlidge: 
Tory Chairman Kevin Hollinrake:

Shadow Transport Secretary Richard Holden:

Labour MP Steve Witherden:

Labour MP Rosie Wrighting:

Labour MP Sharon Hodgson:

Merry Christmas…
Kemi Badenoch defended her decision not to force Tory councils to hold elections in May, telling GB News:
“It is Conservative policy that we should have elections, but I’m not a dictator. You know Nigel Farage, no one else makes any decisions, he’s a one-man band.”