The festive killjoys in the Commons HR department have been busy sucking the cheer out of Christmas. Ahead of recess, they’ve circulated solemn guidance to MPs hosting Christmas “End of Year” parties. They’ve even knocked up a template invitation letter ensuring guests arrive thoroughly warned…
Among the “important stuff” that must be spelled out:
Bah humbug…
Read the full invitation template below:
Kemi Badenoch at the 1922-ConHome bash last night:
“I did praise [Burnham] for his stamina, it was amazing. All I had to do was sit back and lie there. I didn’t have to do anything at all…”