Yet another ‘deported’ migrant under the ‘one in, one out’ deal has returned to the UK in a small boat, according to GB News. Just days after the first ‘hokey cokey’ migrant was finally deported for a second time – having spent 18 days in the UK – the Home Office admitted a second individual made the journey on Remembrance Sunday. Once again, they’re keen to stress his case will be ‘expedited’ like the last time…
“Anyone looking to return to the UK after being removed under the UK-France agreement is wasting their time and money. This individual was detected by biometrics and detained immediately. His case will be expedited, and he will be returned to France as quickly as possible. The message is clear: if you try to return to the UK, you will be sent back.”
In, out. In, out. Shake it all about…
Justice minister Alex Davies-Jones told the Today Programme it wasn’t ‘appropriate’ to ask whether or not David Lammy was shopping prior to DPMQs instead of trying to sort out the released prisoner:
“He was preparing for Deputy Prime Minister’s Questions. He was preparing to stand in for the Prime Minister, the first ever black person to do so… He cracked a joke because his poppy had fallen off this suit, which he also addressed during the Deputy Prime Minister’s Questions… I don’t think it’s appropriate to get into the weeds of if he was shopping or not in the morning.”