Tom Tugendhat has just interrupted Cabinet Office minister Chris Ward at the despatch box over the ongoing China spy case farce. “Stop playing politics, you petty little man…”
Sarah Pochin at Reform Scotland’s manifesto launch event: “I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn’t allowed… One day let’s do one of these events not live-streamed. We’ll do all the naughty stuff…”