CCHQ is handing out copies of a book at Tory Conference titled “Rachel Reeves: Fabulous Life.” The intro:
“Rachel Reeves has the kind of CV that would make Pinocchio blush.
From an imaginary career in banking to borrowed brilliance, her professional story changes faster than the bond markets.
This book pokes fun at these tall tales, treating every ‘achievement’ with the respect it deserves.
Because while her past is a work of fiction, the future under her is frighteningly real.
The only thing we know for certain with Reeves is that she’s raising your taxes this autumn.”
There follow reams of AI-generated images of the Chancellor discovering fire, landing on the moon and so on. It’s amazing what political parties with one Chat GPT subscription can do these days…


Paula Barker, Liverpool Wavertree MP backing Andy Burnham, told Times Radio there wouldn’t be trouble from the markets under Burnham:
“The markets will have to fall in line.”