Last month, the House of Commons Executive Board rolled out a new “savings and improvement programme”, announcing plans to slash catering and trim back café and restaurant opening hours across the Parliamentary estate. To lead this brave new era of belt-tightening, Parliament is advertising for a “Programme Director of the Savings and Improvement Programme” – on a cool £103,425 annual salary. Write your own jokes…
The lucky hire will be tasked with:
Naturally, the role comes with a generous 28.97% pension contribution and of course offers “flexible working”. For that you could:
The taxpayer may have a view on which should be prioritised. UK DOGE recommends costs are cut here…
Sarah Pochin at Reform Scotland’s manifesto launch event: “I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn’t allowed… One day let’s do one of these events not live-streamed. We’ll do all the naughty stuff…”