Not one single mention of the local elections in today’s PMQs.
There was no reason for either of the Ks to give the results airplay – both leaders were shown to be catastrophic losers, both reviled by their voter base, both seeing their supporters quietly dispersing into the UK archipelago of identity and interest groups.
Lee Anderson, speaking to The Sun, reveals the wokest thing he’s ever done: “I once had a vegetarian thought, about becoming a vegetarian. That was quickly dismissed when I had a bacon sandwich…”