With defence spending very much in the spotlight post-Trump’s inauguration Guido thought it would be useful to work out how carefully the MoD’s civil servants are taking care of their existing kit. Not very well it turns out…
Since the start of last year MoD staff have misplaced or had stolen a whopping 735 devices – that’s laptops, phones, computers, and USB sticks. That’s 53 per month. How do you lose 25 computers?

Something has happened with phones this year. In the whole of 2024, 161 phones were lost or stolen, while in the month and a half that has so far passed this year 267 are gone. In this month alone MoD staff have been shedding telephones at a rate of 12 per working day. Are they aware these things aren’t one-time use…
Sarah Pochin at Reform Scotland’s manifesto launch event: “I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn’t allowed… One day let’s do one of these events not live-streamed. We’ll do all the naughty stuff…”