The Shadow Cabinet has been corralled this morning around a cow before it delivers its “stop the family farm tax” petition. It’s got 215,465 signatures so far. No wonder Starmer is cow-ering abroad…
The petition, which has its own dedicated website, says:
An easy sell. Guido is attempting to ascertain if the cow will attend Shadow Cow-binet. A moove like that would certainly beef up the frontbench…
UPDATE: Guido has now confirmed that the cow’s name is Vicky.
Overheard by a co-conspirator in Parliament, minister Chris Bryant speaking to Tory MP Paul Holmes:
“You must be happy now that all the bastards are leaving.”