After a rocky first five months in power, Starmer is scrambling to win back public favour as he lags behind in the polls. In his “Plan for Change” speech this morning, he’s set to unveil six shiny new “milestones” hung around his “missions” from 2023. Hint: border control isn’t one of them…
Rayner is introducing this morning. Communications have broken down over whether the pledge to become the fastest growing economy in the G7 is still live after various counter-briefings and Starmer’s refusal to repeat the pledge at PMQs yesterday. Messy…
So far there are three foundations, six first steps for change, five missions, seven pillars of growth, and six milestones. And breathe…
The six milestones are:
Starmer also pledges 150 new infrastructure projects in this parliament. He rages too at Whitehall and the public sector’s productivity death: “Too many people in Whitehall are comfortable in the tepid bath of managed decline.” The PM says he won’t tolerate putting up taxes to pay for sluggish public services. Guido remembers fondly when Starmer told the NHS to ‘reform or die’ before handing it £22.6 billion with no provisos…
On migration Starmer says it’s the “foundational stone” – the “basic security” – for the five missions and six milestones to sit on top of. Eh?
Guido also invites co-conspirators to play a game of spot the difference:


Is Starmer also going to pledge to reach 100 resets by the next election?
Former leader of the SNP in Westminster Ian Blackford told Times Radio why he believes Nicola Sturgeon’s claim that she spent no time in the kitchen and therefore didn’t see any of her husband’s purchases:
“She doesn’t have a passion for cooking.”