Another 1,100 criminals are flooding back onto the streets today, having served less than 40% of their sentences. Surprise, surprise, they are ignoring the government’s weak warnings to behave after last month’s festivities left Labour red-faced…

This time, it’s not just champagne corks popping as inmates walk free — now Rolls-Royces, Bentleys, and Mercedes are rolling up to collect them. One prisoner released from HMP Ford left in a £350,000 white Rolls Royce Cullinan, one of the world’s most exclusive super cars. Asked who was in the car, the driver responded: “The Pope”…

One convicted armed kidnapper, out early today, cheered “Big up Keir Starmer! I’m delighted… can’t believe they’re letting me out this soon,” as he posed in his shiny new £150,000 Bentley. Starmer’s response is to now condemn his own policy, claiming he “shares the public anger” over the early releases. You couldn’t make it up…