Scenes outside prisons today see welcome parties for those criminals released early from prison. Cue bottles of fizz, corks flying, whooping, and cheering…

It’s been a tricky day for Starmer as he battles to get his winter fuel allowance change through without an embarrassing rebellion, whilst attempting to face down the unions over future pay deals. Though he can rest easy tonight knowing at least one group of people likes him. He’ll just be hoping these lot don’t get sent back to jail before the next election…

Hat tip: GB News’ Charlie Peters