He’s more than a Minister, more than a politician in many ways. Ed Miliband has evolved year by year and step by step from an ordinary MP into the towering figure of a super-villain from an early Bond film. He has the face for it, we’ve all seen that in action. He also has an idiosyncratic quirk – he is the dyspraxia super-villain. But most important, he has the desire for world domination, and the backstory for to validate it.
Motivated by a personal rage of a younger brother less favoured by his evil father, he is taking his revenge on the entire world with an insanely complicated plan that will bring Western civilisation to its knees and cost his country alone one million dollars. No, a bill– all right one trillion dollars.