Starmer has now outlasted Liz Truss’ time in office. Just as he breathes a sigh of relief a devastating blow has come across the bows…

The PM’s hopes of celebrating with a pint in Jeremy Clarkson’s new pub in Asthall, Oxfordshire have been shot by the owner himself:

“He’s banned. Actually, he’s the first person to be banned. He’s actually on a board in the hall, he’s banned.”

Clarkson had some thoughts on Labour’s understanding of the rural economy when talking to Times Radio just now: “I don’t think any of them have set foot outside Kentish Town for the last 35 years. They’re a hopeless bunch.” That’ll leave a bitter taste…