Alastair Campbell left the internet’s town square on tenterhooks last night as he revealed he was thinking of leaving Twitter because “Toytown Trumpy Fashboy” Elon Musk is running it. Displaying the level of analysis Alastair is known well for…

Like a lot of people, am thinking about leaving Xitter (copyright @LeightonAndrews ) given how truly awful it has become since Toytown Trumpy Fashboy @elonmusk took over. Staying for now on the grounds you should fight the far right wherever they are. But meanwhile have set up…

— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) August 14, 2024

Campbell was encouraged by former Change UK candidate Jessica Simor to join the alternative Bluesky platform. A great decision for Bad Al as his potential audience will be 1% the size of Twitter’s…

Other fans of Campbell said: “No one is forcing you to stay,” “No, just go, you won’t be missed by anyone,” and “Good riddance moron.” As usual Campbell says he’ll stay on the platform to “fight the far right wherever they are“. Dominic Cummings’ “SW1 NPCs” are best known for their insistence that they will leave Twitter without ever actually doing so. Despite Twitter apparently being like “Paris under Nazi occupation” the Musk-hating loons just can’t keep away…