Everyone is asking “Where’s Ed?” this morning after shadow Wales minister Jo Stevens was tasked with talking up Labour’s “Great British Energy” nationalised plans instead of the party’s green spokesman shadow cabinet minister. Rumour has it Starmer’s team has forced Ed into hiding…

On Thursday last week Miliband visited Morecambe and decided to snub the two nuclear power stations, the area’s largest employers, turning up instead to struggling engineering firm Balltec. The firm provides its services to, you guessed it, oil and gas firms. Balltec boasts that it provides “unrivalled engineering products and experience in the global oil & gas sector” and most recently worked for BP on large-scale oil extraction projects in the Gulf of Mexico. Is LOTO playing an extended prank on green Ed?