Corbynite luvvie Owen Jones has made a shock announcement in The Guardian – naturally – that he has cancelled his membership to the Labour party after 24 years. Cue cries of Labour adopting Tory economics and their stance on Gaza “adding moral indecency to dishonest & vacuity.” So brave…

Guido’s sure Starmer will be gutted with the news that he’ll no longer have the hard-left commentator parroting questionable arguments on his side. Boy Jones has instead set up a new campaign called We Deserve Better to supposedly “send Labour a message”. Guido wonders if he’s actually been looking at the polls…

He may already have fallen at the first hurdle though. On the website, which calls on his comrades to cough up some cash, there’s no cookie policy and their disclaimer is invalid. Looking forward to a lawsuit from Jolyon…